London traffic can be a world of its own — and for many Nigerians in the UK, it’s an unforgettable experience.

One first-time driver, Ceejay, recently shared his shock after navigating the capital’s streets. His post on X (formerly Twitter) sparked a lively discussion among members of the Nigerians in the UK online community.

“I drove in London for the first time yesterday and I can say every driver in that city dey ment!” he wrote, adding that he saw drivers speeding up to 40mph on 20mph roads and cruising through bus lanes.

The replies came in fast — and with plenty of humour.

Some users insisted that seasoned London drivers simply “know where the cameras are” and adjust their driving accordingly, even using apps that alert them when enforcement is nearby. Others explained that not all bus lanes are off-limits 24/7.

“Some bus lanes have times when you can actually drive on them,” one person pointed out. “During off-peak hours, vehicles are allowed in to help ease congestion. It’s not just a London thing — it exists across the UK.”

But the conversation also turned to more concerning practices, like “cloned” or “ghost” number plates. One user explained that ghost plates can’t be picked up by certain cameras, while cloned plates often belong to unsuspecting people — sometimes elderly drivers — who later face fines and penalties for offences they didn’t commit.

A few advised the original poster to simply “stay in their lane” — both literally and figuratively — especially as a new driver. Others joked that perhaps the problem wasn’t London drivers at all: “Maybe na you dey ment? Since everybody dey do the same thing!”

Many agreed that London driving requires patience and skill — but also a sense of humour. “London is another country on its own,” one commenter said. “Wild place to drive. I did it once and looked so lost on the road. Train is okay for me!”

Some even compared it to driving back in Nigeria or other bustling cities worldwide. “Come drive in Texas, your mind will tell you it’s like Lagos,” one person teased, while another warned, “Try Edinburgh — even Nipost go send you mail.”

For now, our new London driver might be sticking to quieter roads — and definitely avoiding the “bad gang” of reckless drivers. But one thing’s for sure: in the Nigerians in the UK community, driving stories never fail to entertain.